dude yr so crazy!

i was in walgreens looking for hair dye. which means i was staring at boxes of brightly colored manes for 20 minutes trying to decide which one i wanted. i try to see which woman has the same skin color and look that i have, then try to imagine myself with that hair color.

all of the sudden i smell fried chicken.
then i hear singing. i can't remember what song it was, but i think it was queen.
the song had just started, but a guy walking down the same aisle, with a bag of publix fried chicken, was already belting out the first verse.

when the first verse came on, he didn't sing it. i thought that was strange.

i didn't think anything else of it, then i walked over to the toothpaste aisle.
i heard someone walking it was the same guy. he walked past me, grunted, said 'girl you look good' and grunted again.

as he was making his way to the cashier, he then said, 'but i bet you already know that.'

i just stood staring at the toothpaste, waited til he checked out, circled the store, and bought my medium golden brown hair dye.